Dog Drama Appreciator Mugs

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Canine Comedians

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Doom & Gloom

Don Giovanni

Victorian Garden Romance

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Don Giovanni

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"Well, it's no wonder those Borgias and Medicis were always poisoning each other."

Three Little Pigs Cry Wolf.

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

"My prescription was for Dramamine, not drama queen!"

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

Don Giovanni

Roverdance.

'It didn't start out this way.'

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

CRIMINAL COURT, 'Don't you just HATE it when they show no emotion?'

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."

"He's a cross breed, bred for intelligence."

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"