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'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

Canine Comedians

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

Doom & Gloom

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Don Giovanni

Don Giovanni

Victorian Garden Romance

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"Well, it's no wonder those Borgias and Medicis were always poisoning each other."

"Out! Damned Spot!"

Three Little Pigs Cry Wolf.

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Don Giovanni

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

Roverdance.

'It didn't start out this way.'

CRIMINAL COURT, 'Don't you just HATE it when they show no emotion?'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

"He's a cross breed, bred for intelligence."