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"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Another slander suit!"

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

Ice Cream Lover

'It didn't start out this way.'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

Hounds of Heck!

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"