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"Another slander suit!"

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

Ice Cream Lover

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'It didn't start out this way.'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."