Dog Drama Aficionado Gifts

"Another slander suit!"

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Ice Cream Lover

'It didn't start out this way.'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

Hounds of Heck!

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."