Dog Drama Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

Ice Cream Lover

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'It didn't start out this way.'

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."