Dog Drama Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

Ice Cream Lover

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'It didn't start out this way.'

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."