Dog Drama Fan Gifts

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Pet Entertainers

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Dog Realtor

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

Jerry Springer Spaniel

Ice Cream Lover

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'Why's he digging up these flowers?'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'Flossing?'

'It didn't start out this way.'

'I would like you to please not tell people I'm a stalker!'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'So I decided, why not a REAL attack dog running mate?'

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'