Doggy Drama Fans Gifts

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

When Dogs Rule

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

Ice Cream Lover

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'I didn't come when called? Have you tried Twittering me?'

'It didn't start out this way.'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

Cooking shows for dogs

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"