Doggy Drama Fans Gifts

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

When Dogs Rule

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Ice Cream Lover

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

'It didn't start out this way.'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

Cooking shows for dogs