Doggy Drama Enthusiast Gifts

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

Ice Cream Lover

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'It didn't start out this way.'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!