Dog Drama Lover Gifts

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"The Chaetodon capistratus, commonly known as the four-eyed butterfly fish, is monogamous."

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Do you have to do that every time?'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Ice Cream Lover

'It didn't start out this way.'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

Cat soap operas

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!