Pet Drama Lover Gifts

A dog is angry at a sleeping cat for drilling holes in his water dish.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'If we build it, they will come.'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'It didn't start out this way.'

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'Uh-Oh! There goes the neighborhood.'

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

Cat soap operas

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!