Dramatic Pets Lover Gifts

'Do you have to do that every time?'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'Click it or ticket.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

When Pugs dream.

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'If we build it, they will come.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"It's that time again when flocks of migratory birds will stop over on our lake, so, time to hide!"

Self-walking dog

Evil clown.

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

Ok chaps, let's put this cheap Christmas cracker trumpet through its paces!

Veterinary Surgeon

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

"I'm sure he does bring you your slippers and your morning paper, but that still doesn't make him a service dog."

'Uh-Oh! There goes the neighborhood.'

'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'