Whimsical Pet Lover Gifts

'Which one is yours?' (Man at the vets holding a dog eating a cat).

'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Clown with a balloon animal as a pet

"You ever heard of microdosing?"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

When Pugs dream.

'You can pet me, but don't expect me to purr.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

Self-walking dog

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'Click it or ticket.'

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'If we build it, they will come.'

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."