Whimsical Pet Lover Pillows

'Which one is yours?' (Man at the vets holding a dog eating a cat).

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Clown with a balloon animal as a pet

"You ever heard of microdosing?"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

When Pugs dream.

'You can pet me, but don't expect me to purr.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

Self-walking dog

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Click it or ticket.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Pampered Pets.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'If we build it, they will come.'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."