Whimsical Pet Caretaker Gifts

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'They sure have small litters.'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Dog Food

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Egg Buggy

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

"It's only the wind."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

When Pugs dream.

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Non-working dog, please help

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

Self-walking dog