Whimsical Pet Carer Gifts

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"It's only the wind."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

When Pugs dream.

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Non-working dog, please help

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

Self-walking dog

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"I'm training him to do chores."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

'Come and see this,Dad!'

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

Christmas Puppy Bow

"My dad works in surveillance."

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

"My name is Sparky, and it's been 7 months since I sniffed another dogs butt..."

Ok chaps, let's put this cheap Christmas cracker trumpet through its paces!

The "Empty" Nest maxim and misnomer