Whimsical Pet Carer Gifts

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"It's only the wind."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

When Pugs dream.

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Non-working dog, please help

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

Self-walking dog

"I'm training him to do chores."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

'Come and see this,Dad!'

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

Christmas Puppy Bow

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

"My dad works in surveillance."

"My name is Sparky, and it's been 7 months since I sniffed another dogs butt..."

The Most Interesting Cat In The World