Whimsical Pet Parent Gifts

Behavior Modification.

Non-working dog, please help

"It's only the wind."

"The Capilli's just got a bird dog."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Apparently there are different ways to let a cat out for the night!'

'It's a nice ear trim, but I don't like the way they stand up,,,,'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

He's almost human.

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

"Do you have larger takeout boxes? We promised the cat something to play in."

"He throws sticks over and over again for no reason! He won't even pick them up! I have to do it every time! I'm getting really worried! is this normal behaviour, doctor?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Baby Hairstyles.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

The Karate Kitten.

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.