Whimsical Pet Parents Gifts

Beware of dogs breath.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Fetch.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Baby Hairstyles.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"It's only the wind."

Cat Romance

"Jim was a model Dad".

'Good book?'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

'Bone appetit!'

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

Non-working dog, please help

'We really should get him chipped.'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"