Swashbuckling Pet Parents Gifts

Pirate and dog.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Upper East Side Dog Park

Pampered Pets.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Cat Romance

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

'Bone appetit!'

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

'We really should get him chipped.'

"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

"He's my discomfort animal."

Tinder for dogs

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

'Your dragon appears to have a nasty cough.'

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

Toddler sharing dog food

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

'...and don't ever get near his nose. You never know where that thing's been!'

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

'What are you doing with that toilet?! I drink out of there!'

Bad girl.

"The first eight times it was curiosity. The last time I was run over."