Swashbuckling Pet Parents Gifts

Pirate and dog.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Upper East Side Dog Park

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Cat Romance

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'Bone appetit!'

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

'We really should get him chipped.'

"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

Tinder for dogs

"He's my discomfort animal."

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

Toddler sharing dog food

'Your dragon appears to have a nasty cough.'

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

'...and don't ever get near his nose. You never know where that thing's been!'

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

'What are you doing with that toilet?! I drink out of there!'

'This way I keep the law and don't get grossed out.'

Bad girl.

"The first eight times it was curiosity. The last time I was run over."