Whimsical Pet Parents Pillows

Beware of dogs breath.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Fetch.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Baby Hairstyles.

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Jim was a model Dad".

Cat Romance

"It's only the wind."

'Good book?'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

'Bone appetit!'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

Non-working dog, please help

'We really should get him chipped.'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'