Quirky Pet Parents Gifts

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

'...and don't ever get near his nose. You never know where that thing's been!'

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

'This way I keep the law and don't get grossed out.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

"Where's your nose?"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

'I've got it written down...'

"Geese fly in a V, son--attorneys fly in a wedge."

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'Monster mobiles.'

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

Dog fetches dice

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

"It's only the wind."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"I'll explain later."

'Congratulations! It's an omelette!'