Quirky Pet Parent Gifts

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Is it a squirrel?

Extrovert/Introvert.

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

' I don't care if he is cute! He keeps chewing the furniture!'

"Kitty Kins enjoys the little nibbles I take him home."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

-'Fetch!' -'Do me a favour.'

'Sandra missed school today because of this appointment. Will you please write an excuse note for her?"

'His previous owner had a lot of allergies.'

'Marmaduke eats grass if it's got the right kind of salad dressing on it.'

'He's got to come up for air sometime!'

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

'Rodney, you're not feeling well?'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'I think it's marvellous the way they know which cupboard their food is in!'

Snow cones.

"He used to chase people on a bike a lot, but it got so bad I had to take away his bike."

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

'Ignore her. She just does that to get attention.'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Well, you have the wrong address lady. At my puppy school, I teach how to fight and how to survive eating out of garbage bins..."

"My cat doesn't just ignore me - he's taken out a restraining order!"

"The bones...have they been buried for the full 21 days?"

Blue Cat

"I don't jump on the countertops to annoy you. That's just a nice bonus."

"My god, is that an actual bone he's burying? I hope it's only a misguided attempt at irony."

"My Pet Lemming"

"Wanna buy some cat poo?"

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

"I try and try, but I never sound like that."

Frankenstein's Labradoodle

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"