Curious Pet Parent Gifts

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

The Karate Kitten.

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Doggy-3D

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Fetching some bread

"It's only the wind."

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

"What happened to what cat?"