Peculiar Pet Parent Gifts

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Examination.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Pampered Pets.

'I've got it written down...'

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

"It's only the wind."

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Non-working dog, please help

Snow cones.

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

'We really should get him chipped.'

Bad Dog

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

'We're not playing hide and seek. I'm just trying to find Marm to take him to the vet.'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

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