Curious Kid Parent Gifts

"I know sex is no longer a taboo subject. I just don't feel like discussing it all the time, that's all."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Jr. cloning kit

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Honey Wallah

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

"Where's your nose?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

"Geese fly in a V, son--attorneys fly in a wedge."

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

G.P.S. For the Home

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'