Curious Child Gifts

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'I was going to ask my parents for a baby brother but I sure won't now.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Mom, did I come preassembled or did you and dad have to put me together?'

"Your mother must have a hidden agenda, the way she gave you those extra cookies."

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

"Yesterday's weather forecast was wrong. Is that what is meant when they say 'fake news'?"

'I found out in school today that 'Mom' isn't your real name! What else are you hiding from me?'

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'What was the baby doing in the treetop, anyway?'

'How come corn grows this tall in only two months and I'm still just a little kid?'

Librarian ponders how a small child reached a book on the top shelf.

Billy strip: wine improves with age.

Honey Wallah

"In case you were wondering, your electric razor does not work on hamsters."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Boy and girl at thier studies

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Jr. cloning kit

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'