Curious Youngster Gifts

"Alexa, what removes chocolate and magic marker from Dad’s comic books he said never to touch?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

Jr. cloning kit

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"It's an Eyesaur."

Honey Wallah

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

G.P.S. For the Home

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'Awesome!'

"She's always been a quick learner."

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"What was life really like in the middle ages, Sadie?"

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"