Curious Kiddo Gifts

'If you have to spend money to make money, how do you get started?'

'It's a trap - Everything is EDUCATIONAL!'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Mum, are those where all the Scots people come from?'

'Did you see what Daddy took out of Mrs. Ellis' cat?'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Boy and girl at thier studies

Jr. cloning kit

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

Honey Wallah

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Serious Putty

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

G.P.S. For the Home

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'