The Curious Kid Gifts

"Tia Carmen, what can you tell me about the birds and the bees?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

Jr. cloning kit

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

Honey Wallah

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Do Guns Kill?

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

Young Galileo

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

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