Curious Kids Gifts

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

"So, what do you do for play?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"Why can't they read in bed like other parents?"

'Nevermind when I last ate. When did you last eat?'

The whole thing seems pretty science-fictiony to me!

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"How old were you before you discovered our football club song wasn't the national anthem?"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Jr. cloning kit

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Honey Wallah

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?