Curious Kids Club Gifts

'Do they have sprouts in heaven, Miss?'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Boy and girl at thier studies

Jr. cloning kit

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

G.P.S. For the Home

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

"What was life really like in the middle ages, Sadie?"

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

'I told you this would make a lousy birthday present.'

Funky Facts - UK kids.