Curious Kids Club Gifts

'Do they have sprouts in heaven, Miss?'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Boy and girl at thier studies

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Jr. cloning kit

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

G.P.S. For the Home

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

'I told you this would make a lousy birthday present.'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"What was life really like in the middle ages, Sadie?"

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"