Clever Kiddo Gifts

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

Football Fans

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

My First Camera

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Jr. cloning kit

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"It's a mobile."

Serious Putty

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Children's imagination

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

G.P.S. For the Home

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'