Clever Kid Gifts

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

"I wouldn't read that. It's just a rehash of all those tests I brought home."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Jr. cloning kit

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"It's a mobile."

'All good things must come to an end.'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Children's imagination

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'