Clever Child Gifts

'I thought you went to school.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Jr. cloning kit

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Honey Wallah

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"It's a mobile."

'All good things must come to an end.'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'Dad, what is peace?'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Children's imagination

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.