Clever Kids Gifts

'Mom? I don't feel good.'

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Boy and girl at thier studies

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"It's a mobile."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'All good things must come to an end.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'It's more festive-looking!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Children's imagination

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Playing dustbins

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'