Innovative Kids Gifts

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

A boy acting suspiciously

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'All good things must come to an end.'

Philosopher trading cards.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"Kids."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

Playing dustbins

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'