Inventive Kid Gifts

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Jr. cloning kit

A boy acting suspiciously

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"It's an Eyesaur."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"It's a mobile."

'All good things must come to an end.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Philosopher trading cards.

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"