Childlike Innovator Gifts

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Young Frankenstein"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"It's an Eyesaur."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Romantic Glass Blower

Daisy Diaper Service

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Lollies

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?

'Creative right?'