Childlike Visionary Gifts

Castles in the air: Dreaming big.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"It's an Eyesaur."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

I need to set upmy own company.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

I Heart Juggling

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

No wishing

Tiger Costume

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."

"Attention! I am not your purse...the worst part is when she keeps coins in my mouth."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

So tell me, Junior.

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'We were playing Doctor and I was sterilizing the gloves.'