Childlike Visionary Mugs

Castles in the air: Dreaming big.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"It's an Eyesaur."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

I Heart Juggling

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

No wishing

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Tiger Costume

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

"Attention! I am not your purse...the worst part is when she keeps coins in my mouth."

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

'I'm warning you, buster -- I'm wearing Wonder Woman underwear!'

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

So tell me, Junior.

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'