Child-like Thinker Gifts

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"It's an Eyesaur."

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'Dad, what is peace?'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

I Heart Juggling

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

No wishing

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

Tiger Costume

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'If you get educational toys, do you still have to go to school?'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

'I'm warning you, buster -- I'm wearing Wonder Woman underwear!'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"Attention! I am not your purse...the worst part is when she keeps coins in my mouth."

'We were playing Doctor and I was sterilizing the gloves.'

'My mom just explained babies to me. I'm not sure, but I think I'm a bird and you're a bee.'

'Don't stifle my creativity.'

Lollies

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"