Little Thinker Gifts

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

'The Questioner'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Playdough's The Republic

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Zenemies.

Paul Ree

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Real Life/Surreal Life

"The overthinker"