Mini Thinker Gifts

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

"Welcome to the future"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Meet the author"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

View to the Future

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Crap from the future.

Playdough's The Republic

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Your Future Home.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

World Production.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."