Little Thinkers Gifts

'If you get educational toys, do you still have to go to school?'

"Shoe laces, buttons, zippers, snaps...I'm beginning to hate technology!"

"Welcome to the future"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Meet the author"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

View to the Future

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Crap from the future.

Playdough's The Republic

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Your Future Home.

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

World Production.

The sea 2050.