Young Thinker Gifts

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'Naughty or nice? -- I was hoping for a little more moral relativism.'

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

"I find there's a lot of pressure to be good."

"Five really snuck up on me."

Young boy talking about shaving

"I'd better do my own homework from now on Dad..."

"Welcome to the future"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Meet the author"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

View to the Future

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Could I ask just one question?"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Crap from the future.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Multi-Generational Books

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'