Thoughtful Child Gifts

'How will all this fiscal cliff and debt ceiling stuff affect my allowance?'

'Dad, what is peace?'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Honey Wallah

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

Climate Change Road

Chinese History: Redwash

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Copyrighted Ideas

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Worlds Apart.

'Norman really cherishes his ideals.'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.