Thoughtful Child Pillows

'How will all this fiscal cliff and debt ceiling stuff affect my allowance?'

'Dad, what is peace?'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

Honey Wallah

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

Climate Change Road

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Chinese History: Redwash

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Copyrighted Ideas

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'