Spirited Child Gifts

'I went to summer school and helped a few teachers decide not to teach there next summer.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'Dad, what is peace?'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Welcome Ghost.

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Mad For It

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

No wishing

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Tiger Costume

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."

"Attention! I am not your purse...the worst part is when she keeps coins in my mouth."

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'I'm warning you, buster -- I'm wearing Wonder Woman underwear!'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'Don't stifle my creativity.'

'We were playing Doctor and I was sterilizing the gloves.'