Spirited Souls Gifts

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Reach for the Star.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"An everything Martini, please."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

It's the thought that counts!

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'I went to summer school and helped a few teachers decide not to teach there next summer.'

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

Dog Statue

'I'm good. How are you?'

'Instead of a tip, I wrote you a poem.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

"I brought it for you because I love you."

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'