Spirited Souls T-Shirts

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Reach for the Star.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"An everything Martini, please."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

It's the thought that counts!

'I went to summer school and helped a few teachers decide not to teach there next summer.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Instead of a tip, I wrote you a poem.'

'I'm good. How are you?'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

Dog Statue

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

"...A hair of the dog...? How do you fancy a double whisker?"

'He's going to need more bourbon.'

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."